De-Bugged

I just cleaned up some repeat items and whatnot - it seems the pix-message gateway was choked up or some-such. Several of my aborted attempts at sending a post came through at the same time. (shrug) We'll see how long it lasts...

Fun With Natural Gas

Have a gas stove? You should pop the hood and see how loosely put together the connections are. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you should probably clean under there anyway. I won't tell you not to try this at home because these are totally Photoshopped... (cough cough)

Oh, by the way, it's 12/3/2006 and I thought you might like an update on what I learned from this experience...

Namely, 4 is at least twice as good as 2! Now for some physics theory. Theoretically natural gas is lighter than air, so you could probably use these spouts to fill a milk jug with gas. Theoretically I bet you could quickly hold the jug under a match, turn out the lights, and squeeze the jug. One could imagine how this would create a giant fireball. One could also hypothesize that a simple camera phone might have difficulty capturing a fireball in pitch black. For more details, please visit this web-site..

iWorld

As you may be able to tell by the security tag across the picture, this is a real product. Cool or totally stupid? Hmmm... never have I felt like I was out of a world movement quite like not having an i-Pod. Actually, to be technical I do have one here. And BTW, it works - I checked ;)

You Know What Isn't Funny

... not being able to post pictures via text message on my phone. I've been _trying_ to give you (my picture junkie) fans daily updates, but Blogger doesn't feel like co-operating. Maybe it's all the work they are doing on their Beta. Yeah, I'd be using the Beta... but it doesn't support pix message updates. (sigh) I will keep trying - just don't think I'm being neglectful (like usual).

Thank you :)

Turn Wipers Off

... to prevent giant sperm attacks.

Bathroom Wisdom 2

This has really rang true throughout my life...

Down at the Dealership 2

Come on down, we have transportation to match _any_ budget! Financing available.

Secret Sale

Shhh nobody knows.

Generic Brand

Of all the things to cheap out on. The only thing better would be a nice black and white package. Or perhaps a bin where you could buy them by the pound. What ever happened to those generic brands that came in the white packages and military quality text descriptions... "Beans, Baked - 1 GAL., Pork Enhanced"

Manly ATV-ing

Once in the woods out of sight, your hunting buddies will shoot you for being a ninny. At least you will die with cozy hands.

At the Pizzaria

Symbiotic Marketing

In the diabetic section. No I'm not kidding - it was 2 feet from the shelf and held a variety of chocolate bars.

Trailer Park

From the makers of Homies - the white trash collection. And who said stereotyping was only funny when it came to minorities?

Japanese Beer Ad

Asahi beer brings us this cute table standie: "Wasabi or Asahi?"