At the winery

That's right - keep my air healthy when I'm drinking...

Chubby Checkers

Sweet - I've always wanted my own over the hill pop musician!

WTF!

Scary Merry Thanksmas to all!

I met god in a parking lot

Crab Spice

the next big thing?

No MSG!

YI PIN - official soy sauce of the Death Star!
(shuukaaa shuuukaaa) "Darth Vader here. I love my chinese food, but not without a little extra flavor thanks to Yi Pin soy sauce. I will crush other sauces like a rebel uprising!"

Computer Specialist

We are computer specialist!

This was from the gas pump LCD that usually promotes cheap milk prices while you ponder how much of your life is wasted waiting for gas to trickle into your tank. Like so many signs that seem out of place, there is a legitimate reason... But their grammar qualifies them for the "it would have been better to not advertise at all" award.

'Though I would pay money to be able to hack one of these displays...

• "All your base are belong to us!"


• "Lobster tail - 50% off"


• "Thank you for supporting terrorism!"


• "Al Gore hates you."


• (fortune cookie randomizer)


• "Did you gain weight?"


• "You know you're pumping diesel, right?"

Three Lotto Machines

Lenox figurines, cigarettes, and Yankee candles to boot! Who says downstate is different?

NYC Toll Booth

Ale House Wisdom 2

BTW

This is what i was talking about. Oh, and though I didn't mean to get anyone in the picture, is it really a surprise that those two are in the candy aisle?

If I see the sign on the step...

then I probably don't need the sign. Should it more appropriately say "Watch _This_ Step"?

Seventieth Anniversary

in liberty the townfolk train the elusive pink squirel to guard spam, an apparent precious comodity.

Max the Camel

Just another day in upstate NY