You Know What Isn't Funny

... not being able to post pictures via text message on my phone. I've been _trying_ to give you (my picture junkie) fans daily updates, but Blogger doesn't feel like co-operating. Maybe it's all the work they are doing on their Beta. Yeah, I'd be using the Beta... but it doesn't support pix message updates. (sigh) I will keep trying - just don't think I'm being neglectful (like usual).

Thank you :)

Turn Wipers Off

... to prevent giant sperm attacks.

Bathroom Wisdom 2

This has really rang true throughout my life...

Down at the Dealership 2

Come on down, we have transportation to match _any_ budget! Financing available.

Secret Sale

Shhh nobody knows.

Generic Brand

Of all the things to cheap out on. The only thing better would be a nice black and white package. Or perhaps a bin where you could buy them by the pound. What ever happened to those generic brands that came in the white packages and military quality text descriptions... "Beans, Baked - 1 GAL., Pork Enhanced"

Manly ATV-ing

Once in the woods out of sight, your hunting buddies will shoot you for being a ninny. At least you will die with cozy hands.

At the Pizzaria

Symbiotic Marketing

In the diabetic section. No I'm not kidding - it was 2 feet from the shelf and held a variety of chocolate bars.

Trailer Park

From the makers of Homies - the white trash collection. And who said stereotyping was only funny when it came to minorities?

Japanese Beer Ad

Asahi beer brings us this cute table standie: "Wasabi or Asahi?"

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A friend sent me this one of an arcade game.

Halloween

Despite how the picture came out, these suckers were _orange_. Think carrot orange.

Rodent Crossing