Happy Easter

A lamb of god gummi. I ate him. He was chewy.

Next to the bedazzler

Feel free to flip your monitor...

Find the stone penis

Only zero days until St. Patrick's Day

It's spring!

Yeah they're real.

And she is so excited to have them...

Why does this amuse me so?

Guitar Hero Wisdom

Shopping the Next 9/11

But we thought of them... Or is it a blank story?

Alcoholism in Today's Youth

Children don't get the big cups

Happy Vitamin C Day!

Btw - happy penguin appreciation day!

Happy Gravity Day!

This is the day that we join together and appreciate gravity! Think about what life would be like without gravity... it starts with being very careful pushing off the ground. The hydrological cycle would be all out of whack. As a matter of fact, the oceans would just turn into giant spheres - it would be really easy to drown in them... Actually, the atmosphere would become one giant haze of dirt and moisture. Actually, that wouldn't be a problem, because the atmosphere wouldn't hang around. Not that big a deal considering the planet itself would drift apart. As would the sun. As a matter of fact, without our buddy gravity, the universe would die a quick, cold death.

So let's hear it for gravity:
For he's a heavy old fel-low, for he's a heavy old fel-low, for he's a heavy old feee-eee-llooow, which nobody can deny...

It marks the first in a calendar full of appreciation holidays. It will include indoor plumbing, friction, oxygen, and possibly fleece. What basic comfort of life do you think we should add to the 366 days (Feb. 29th is Gregorian appreciation day?) of appreciation calendar, and why?

Purpose Poll Results

Do you have a true purpose in life? (9 replies)
6 - No. There is no such thing.
1 - No. I have not chosen one yet. <- My vote
1 - Yes. But I don't know what it is.
1 - Yes. And I know exactly what it is.
0 - Yes. It is divinely managed.

These results are informative - "No. There is no such thing" was the answer I least expected. It makes me aware that I am far from alone in wrestling with coming to grips with a universe that seems to lack inherent purpose. Thank you all for your input!