Wine Country

You have to love it! (yes, even sober)

Memo to self

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

How convenient that this bike was there to let me remember the song, which gave me a chance to see the video. You want to talk about a hook that will get stuck in your head...

As a side note, I was a bit disappointed to note the bike in the video has handlebars.

BSD

Why real cars don't drive by wire on windows

64 Lanes of Fury

As far as the eye can see... Note the little futuristic podiums used for data entry. Nice design, but inferior blister keyboard material (for the manufacturer when he stops by).

Brilliance at the bowling alley

If you are rude about it, we will give espresso to the puppy too (yeah, you might want to turn off your sound for that annoying website).

Welcome to Florida

Palm trees - check.

Cars Available

By "cars" they mean seventeen minivans and a Kia - singular.

T-shirt double feature

Her ass says "There are rules to this game". Indeed...

Well Played

Sometimes you can spot the talented ones young...

NASCAR

Official Chocolate Bar of NASCAR

You can tell your are watching a "sport" when they have official merchandise like this. Granted, even extremely physical activities are sponsored by beer companies - and that says something about you, the fan. And well, I guess Snickers is saying something about the fans too. Hmm - I wonder what McDonald's sponsors. Oh.

Incidentally, I just saw this on the new SAT: "going to the gym" is to "Olympics" as "commuting" is to "NASCAR"...

And you thought you weren't getting a work-out driving to your job. Who even needs bike to work day?!

No smoking?

I've never been specifically told it's alright not to smoke...

Normally it is much more efficient to list the things I am prohibited from doing, instead of spending the money to tell me what I am permitted to do.

Utica NY

Cultural center of the north...

Heart attack rates are up

I blame amp's "Big Rig"for this.