NASCAR

Official Chocolate Bar of NASCAR

You can tell your are watching a "sport" when they have official merchandise like this. Granted, even extremely physical activities are sponsored by beer companies - and that says something about you, the fan. And well, I guess Snickers is saying something about the fans too. Hmm - I wonder what McDonald's sponsors. Oh.

Incidentally, I just saw this on the new SAT: "going to the gym" is to "Olympics" as "commuting" is to "NASCAR"...

And you thought you weren't getting a work-out driving to your job. Who even needs bike to work day?!